|Scrolling through Netflix I found this movie and was curious what the heck it was. After sitting through its run time, I can say it is terrible in a way very few films are. Melodramatic doesn’t even start to explain this brainless 21st century retelling of The Salem Witch Trials. The ending is more than just a betrayal of what you watched, it is infuriating and so over-the-top, it would make John Waters chuckle. I know, I know this film is not really made for a 33 year old man but come on! This is really, really bad.
|Painfully average horror/drama that offers very little to the already brimming world of vampire flicks. I love what Eli Roth is doing (giving his buddies opportunities) but hope his next producing credit is closer to Clown than this.
|A spectacularly violent and mysterious film that feels both existential and playful throughout its run time. This is the kind of movie that requires multiple viewings and could easily climb to 5 stars with a little time. Artsploitation does it again and by that I mean they deliver when it comes to interesting oddities of world cinema.
No one knows how to be a ghoul like the Japanese do. This arthouse hybrid of gore and sexuality is complete gibberish, but offers such strong visuals that the plot does not matter at all. There is a little of everything in this movie, but most importantly it brings some beautifully shot gore-set-pieces. Evil kids, Shinto exorcisms and someone giving birth to a full size adult are just a few of the goodies that you will find in its well paced 100 minutes. Dig this up and watch it!
|If there was a 5th wall, this film just came blasting through it. Like a blend of Quentin Dupieux and Sion Sono, with a little Bunuel on the side. I can’t decide if anything or everything matters but there is something so unique and appealing about this film. This is a movie for absolutely no one and everyone, simultaneously. Kick back and enjoy.