BY BLAINE MCLAREN
Sleaze Box and Gatorblade pictures are back at it again…just in time for the holidays. I am not sure who said “let’s make Bob Glazier Santa Claus”, but I want to personally thank them. Cannibal Claus is a Christmas movie, but it is not exactly fit for the whole family. It has all of the gore and naked breasts you have come to expect, but this time it is set to the jolly tune of Christmas carols. It may not be the best film from Director Sean Donohue, but it is one of his most enjoyable.
Cannibal Claus starts with a mall Santa (played by Bob Glazier) losing his job to his smug employer. This sets our central character into a tailspin of debauchery and violence, putting together “a list” of those who have been naughty and nice. This includes anyone who has ever wronged him and his methods are as brutal as they are funny.
The company of actors that Sean Donohue and Sleaze Box films continually work with really seem to be growing as a whole. These actors are clearly having a great time and it shows throughout the film’s brisk runtime. The direction is solid and feels cinematic, but it does lack a little of the polish we saw in Death-Scort Service. The scenes are a little choppier than his last film, but it’s not distracting and may help with the playful tone. What works best is how this film interweaves the two storylines, giving an explanation for our Santa’s quick decent into insanity. The family from the flashback sequences give great performances (They are played by a real family; Alberto, Mady and Lucio Giovannelli) and give the viewer a break from the non-stop gore flinging.
I would be remised if I did not mention the parade of lovely women in this film. There is a list too long to name, but they all deserve credit for giving fun performances and never wasting a moment of screen time. So if you prefer your Christmas movies a little sleazier, trading cheer and snow for blood and boobs, then give Cannibal Claus a chance! CANNIBAL CLAUS IS COMING SOON FROM GATORBLADE FILMS AND SLEAZE BOX